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New Year's Resolutions


In 2011, jack_creeper resolves to...
Take evening classes in yellow.
Drink four glasses of boom every day.
Buy new news.
Go to the space stations every month.
Go to haha every Sunday.
Become a better journalism.
 
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

I got the first one down already! Except for actually having any evening classes.

Also, I've been banned from space stations and things that go boom, according to Jack. :( No fun!

OOC

Okay, seriously, did the green font just die?

Oct. 28th, 2010


<span style="color: #006600;">Does this still work?</span>

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff crap.

Let's try this again: Creeper's green font. Creeper's GREEN FONT.


So, The Jack Ryder Show should be up tomorrow.

And, uh, this is what happens when I procrastinate. I explore Youtube.





If the embedding doesn't work, links to both vids: Game Show

And Friggin Chicken

Of course, I've never liked Insane Clown Posse and that song definitely doesn't change my opinion, but... these are the videos that came up when I searched for Creeper.
I feel sick. Very, very sick. J-man says it's cause I drank too much milk, but I'm not lactose intolerant! I'm a very tolerant guy!

I grabbed a jug of 1% and a jug of 2%, and tried to find any difference, but guess what folks? THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE. GREAT. And now I'm all queasy and stuff and it's the stupid milk's fault.

SO! Sidekicks. Should I get a mutant kid, a monkey, a dog, or a hedgehog?
I THINK I'M ABOUT TO GET A ROOMMATE. A REAL ROOMMATE.

I HAVEN'T HAD A ROOMMATE SINCE I WENT TO COLLEGE.

I THINK I WENT TO COLLEGE. MAYBE NOT.

IS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON STUCK?

J's not dog-sitting anymore, which makes me kind of sad, because I liked having somebody to play with.

I think I could have trained that dog to be my sidekick.

No really, think about it! We already have Krypto the Wonder Dog and Ace the Bathound and Detective Chimp and Lobo the Duck and Detective Chimp/Lobo the Duck, that one's kinda weird, and Gorilla Grodd and Killer Croc and the Rhino and Catwoman, why can't that dog be my freakin' sidekick?

I'd dress him up in fuzzy red booties, a fluffy red boa-cape, and a green and black striped shirt thing, because dogs can't wear thongs. I've tried. It doesn't work. Bummer, right?

Anyway, I'm picturing it now- THE CREEPER AND CUJO. We'd have our own theme music and everything, that'd be constantly playing from a little mp3 on his collar.

((OOC: The Jack Ryder Show))


First Broadcast, August 13 -guests: Iron Man (golden_avenger )

Second Broadcast, September 10 -guests: Harley Quinn (quinn_essential ), Cinderella of Fables (agentslipper ), Evey Hammond (aliasev ), Deadpool (1_800_deadpool )

-Special Broadcast, Bullfinch Street Charity Carnival- guests: Scott Pilgrim (scott_w_pilgrim ), X23 (cutebuthostile ), Deadpool (1_800_deadpool ), Red Ricochet (red_ricochet )

Third Broadcast, October 28 -guests: Raven (insulatedraven )

((to be updated when needed))

((OOC: Creeper's Appearances))


Character Profile

Running Amok -other characters: Harley Quinn (quinn_essential )

Clubbing -other characters: Harley Quinn (quinn_essential ), Jackie Estacado (jackieestacado ), Cinderella of Fables (agentslipper )

Meeting Maxx -other characters: the Maxx (i_am_the_maxx )

Finding Harley Quinn -other characters: Harley Quinn (quinn_essential )

Bullfinch Street Charity Carnival -other characters: Cinderella of Fables (agentslipper ), Sarah Rainmaker (itismadetheysay ), Harley Quinn (quinn_essential ), Hysteria (xkillingxjokex ), Oracle (oracle_online ), Batwoman (lipstickbatrang ), Red Ricochet (red_ricochet ), Scott Pilgrim (such_a_paragon , changed to scott_w_pilgrim ), X23 (cutebuthostile ), The Showman (theatre_of_real ), Cir El (cir_el ) 

Touring the Haunted House -other characters: the Maxx (i_am_the_maxx )

Couch Surfing -other characters: the Maxx (i_am_the_maxx )

Good Guy Stuff -other characters: the Maxx

((to be updated as needed))

I think I ate something weird.

testing testing one two flea

Heyyyyy I CAN BE GREEN.

OK.
Thank you.
That is all
...........

Oh, and Jack says HI.
And probably bye, too, because I'm making him shut up now.

Ooooooh, wait, this is my first post, isn't it? I should probably say a little about myself, or about this journal, or about my life, or about CRIME-FIGHTING.

Well, okay, I figured out how to- fine, fine, JACK figured out how to make my words always be green, but a dark kind of green so people can still read it okay, but WHATEVER.

I was walking through the park today, when I found a kitten stuck up a TREE. A real KITTEN UP THE TREE scenario. I didn't know that cliche actually happened sometimes.
So I thought I'd help the poor kitty down, and somehow it ended up in A POND. So I thought I'd save it from drowning and somehow it ended up in MY RED BOA. GET OUT. GRRR.

So I thought I'd get it out of my red boa and somehow it ended up dead.

I feel sad now.
STUPID DEAD KITTEN IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT I'M SAD.

I think I'll cheer myself up by getting a SIDEKICK.
One who doesn't mind it when I shed red fuzzies all over the carpet, LIKE JACK.

There are all kinds of neat-o looking mutant kids running around. Maybe I can steal one of them. Do they come housebroken?
Speaking of housebroken, someone asked Jack to dog-sit.
Which doesn't mean he sits on the dog, he's just supposed to watch it.
I tried to help.


















Hope Jack doesn't notice all the crap we knocked down and maybe broke when we played TUG OF WAR.
Which was FUN, but now I have the taste of dead kitten in my mouth and I don't think I like it very much.

JUST KIDDING I wouldn't put a dead kitten in my mouth unless someone dared me to.